WIN £100 Of ELC Christmas Goodies With This Christmas Cracker Competition!

With the festive season fast approaching, Early Learning Centre is helping spread Christmas cheer by revealing little ones’ favourite cracker jokes.

A short film, available on, captures the children’s cute joke telling and hilarious reactions.

The video marks the launch of Early Learning Centre’s Christmas gifts featuring a collection of top toys designed to ignite children’s imaginations and encourage learning through play, with toys such as the Sing-Along CD Player, Wooden Farmhouse Kitchen and Big City Wooden Train Table.

My children were lucky enough to have been invited to be in the video and tell their jokes to camera. They look very sweet and are even used as the thumbnail for the video so I’m super proud! Love this!

Jimmy has been telling his joke, ‘What do you get when you cross a vampire on(sic) a snowman? Frostbite!’, ever since although it didn’t actually make the cut. I think he’s really grasped jokes recently and is going to love the ones in the crackers this Christmas!

The top cracker jokes as voted for by Early Learning Centre’s little helpers include:

  1. Why didn’t anybody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on E-Bay? Because they were too deer
  2. What do you get if you cross a bell with skunk? Jingle smells
  3. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis
  4. Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws
  5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

In true Christmas spirit, ELC are giving away £100 worth of ELC Christmas goodies. Be in the draw to win simply by sending us your favourite Christmas cracker joke. Enter via the Rafflecopter form below for your chance to win and the best cracker joke will be chosen on 14/11/2015.

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Love seeing your little cracker smile this Christmas… For details on Early Learning Centre’s Top Toys for Christmas visit


308 thoughts on “WIN £100 Of ELC Christmas Goodies With This Christmas Cracker Competition!

    1. What’s the best Christmas present in the world?

      A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

  1. Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not?
    Because it wasn’t raining!

  2. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? Because he had no body to go with!!! Hahahaha Classic!

  3. What is the best Christmas present in the world?

    A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

  4. why does Santa have 3 gardens?………………..because he likes to Hoe Hoe Hoe!

  5. What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
    “Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?”

  6. Why aren’t the elves allowed to travel in Santa’s sleigh – because of ‘elf n safety……..

  7. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum-you just can’t beat it! Haha

  8. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
 – Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

  9. My fave jokes are –

    What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    Stick with me, we’ll go places!


    Why did no one bid for Rudolph & Blitzen on eBay?

    Because they were too deer!

  10. Just got home to find all my Windows smashed in and everything gone!
    Whoever’s eaten all my advent calendar chocolates is in big trouble!

  11. Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
    ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said,
    ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and
    pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he
    ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint
    Peter said.
    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled
    out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re
    Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the
    pearly gates’.
    The third man started searching desperately
    through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
    eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those
    The third man man replied, ‘These are

    1. Thanks for your joke and entry to the competition. I have edited it as I’m afraid it could have been interpreted as politically incorrect. I’m sure you didn’t intend for it to be offensive so I have just made it read more neutrally. Thanks, Ruth 🙂

  12. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn’t concentrate!

  13. What’s E.T. short for?
    Because he’s got little legs

    Cracks me up every time!

  14. My favourite was always (and still is):

    What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

    Freeze a jolly good fellow

  15. Why is The Great British Bake-Off like the nativity?

    Because the Star is in the Yeast.

  16. Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
    Jim: Huh?
    Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

  17. What is the best Christmas present in the world?

    A broken drum, you just can’t beat it

  18. What did Father Christmas say to Mother Christmas
    as they looked up at the sky on Christmas Eve……..
    There’s no sign of ‘rein’deer!

  19. Why did Santa little helpers run riot in his toy factory— because Santa had no Elf Control

  20. What is the best Christmas present in the world?

    A broken drum, you just can’t beat it ☺

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